Josie Paulsen's Rules and Things for Having a Funner Life and Making a Better Liar Out of Yourself

Rules and Things number 123

Never lie to parents they can see right through you.

Rules and Things number 990

If on the lam pack some food so you don't get hungry.

Rules and Things number 1 

Never except a person to be a vampire just because they have blood in a box in the back of their car.

Rules and Things number 91

Don't judge a book by it's cover.

Rules and Things number 21

Don't feed the bad wolf.

Rules and Things number 69

When a parent says what did you do at school today say nothing.

Rules and Things number 96

Don't complain about things just go with the flow.

Rules and Things number 34

Try new things.

Midnight Depression

This band has 4 people Dillon is one his nickname is Dog why because he is tough Dillon plays a saxophone.
 Miss Carrie has no nickname she is kinda the mom of the band she is the singer.
 Starr is a french horn player her nickname is french because she is really likes the french horn.
  Jerry is a trumpet player his nickname is sleepy because he always was tired they are 23 through 30 years old.

Daily News

Midnight Depression

 Tonight at 12 east street cafe at 7:30 you can hear the newest band called Midnight Depression. There are 4 people in this band Miss Carrie, Dillon,Starr and Jerry don't be late. The admission is $0:05 you can hear the best music in town don't be late. There are 400 tickets to go buy them at Grand Rapids saloon. They are so so good that you are going to be surprised that there only 4 people. The Midnight Depression will blow your socks off.

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BUD AT HOME STOP
GOES TO AMOSES STOP
SEE THAT  TOD THERE STOP
BUD IS FRAMED STOP
BUD GETS SENT TO SHED STOP
BUD SEE A " BIG BAT" STOP
SO BUD HIT IT WITH A BAT STOP
BUD IS STUNG STOP
BUD CAN NOT SEE STOP
BUD PUTS HAND IN FISH MOUTH STOP
BUD JUMPS OUT WINDOW STOP
BUD WAITS TILL LAST HORNET GONE STOP
BUD GO BACK 2 AMOSES STOP
BUD SEE SOMEONE GOT IN  SUITCASE STOP
BUD GET A JELLY JAR STOP
PUTS WARM WATER IN STOP
GOES 2 TOD'S ROOM STOP
DUMPS WATER ON TOD'S BED STOP
 BUD NOW ON LAM STOP

 BUD GO 2 LIBRARY STOP
BUD ASK 4 MISS HILL STOP
LIBRARIAN SAYS HAVEN'T U HEARD STOP
MISS HILL WENT 2 CHICAGO STOP
BUD ASK HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE STOP
LIBRARIAN SAYS A WHILE STOP
BUD STAYS AND WAITS 4 MORNING STOP
BUD GOES 2 SLEEP UNDER TREE STOP
MORNING BUD THINK HE LATE STOP
BUD GETS THERE HE SEE HE NOT LATE STOP
BUT THE PERSON AT DOOR SAYS NO STOP
BUD SAYS THEY HERE STOP
GUY AT DOOR SAY THEY HERE SINCE 600 STOP
THE FAMILY SAY THAT HE IS THERE SON STOP
BUD GOES IN WITH FAKE FAMILY STOP
BUD GETS FOOD STOP
HE GOES BACK 2 TREE STOP
BUGS WAKES BUD UP STOP
BUD IS SUPER SUPRISED STOP
BUD SEE THAT BUGS IS ON LAM 2 STOP
BUGS ASK BUD IF HE WANT 2 GO TO A TOWN STOP
BUGS TELL BUD THAT IT CALLED  HOOVERVILLE STOP
THE GO ON TRAIN 2 THERE STOP
THEY MEET MORE PEOPLE ON LAM STOP
BUD MET DEZA STOP
BUD KISS DEZA STOP
EVERYONE GOES 2 THE TRAIN STOP
COPS COME AND ASK QUESTIONS STOP
BUD SNEAKS OUT 
HE WALK 2 LIBRARY 2 EAT BREAKFEST STOP
THEN HE HEADS 2 MEET HEC STOP
BUD GETS OUT FLINT STOP
GUY LURES BUD 2 CAR STOP
BUD GET FOOD FROM LOUIS STOP
BUD SEE BLOOD BACK SEAT STOP
BUD DRIVE AWAY STOP
BUT LL ISN'T VAMPIRE STOP
BUD FALLS ASLEEP STOP
BUD IS AT LL HOUSE STOP
BUD EAT BREAKFEST STOP
BUD AND LL GO MET HEC STOP
BUD GOES IN 2 MET HEC STOP
BUD SAY IT U STOP
HEC IS CONFUSED STOP
BUD SAY UR MY DAD STOP