Josie Paulsen's Rules and Things for Having a Funner Life and Making a Better Liar Out of Yourself

Rules and Things number 123

Never lie to parents they can see right through you.

Rules and Things number 990

If on the lam pack some food so you don't get hungry.

Rules and Things number 1 

Never except a person to be a vampire just because they have blood in a box in the back of their car.

Rules and Things number 91

Don't judge a book by it's cover.

Rules and Things number 21

Don't feed the bad wolf.

Rules and Things number 69

When a parent says what did you do at school today say nothing.

Rules and Things number 96

Don't complain about things just go with the flow.

Rules and Things number 34

Try new things.